The IM conversation that started it all

This conversation is crass and blunt around the edges but it does make some very important points on the Mertilian society and Mers as a whole. Many of the themes and idea expressed in this conversation will be set pieces for further posts. Please Enjoy


This conversation was via a chat client online with me (William) and a friend, Eric.

Will: id have sex with a mermaid given the chance

Eric: theres nothing to f^%k

Will: that isn't true

Eric: you sicken me

Will: lol

they have an area of scales that pushes forward

and a proboscis like extension that comes forward during times of arousal

Eric: you have given this too much thought that's what scares me

Will: the best part is they have total control of that extension. They can seal it off if as necessary because

mer-rape is very common

Sent at 3:04 PM on Monday

Will: the ability to seal the extension allows them to control fertilization

Eric: dude, please stop

Will: genetically unsound and shunned mer people are prone to desperate acts of rape in an attempt to procreate.

this ability to seal off keeps the genetic line strong

Eric: got it

Will: any more merology I can share with you?

Eric: not right now thanks

Will: would you like to hear how they go to the bathroom

this one is a little unsettling

since they are creatures of the water they have no reason to urinate

excess liquid simply breathes out of their scales

Solids however are different and need to be expelled

like with people the first stage of digestion begins in the mouth, with the breaking down of starches and sugars

then within the stomach the acid digestion begins and proteins are broken down

the release of polypeptides to deconstruct amino acids

this is very similar to humans

the difference occurs in the next step

normally for humans the food is then passed to the large intestine

merpeople have no intestines

they have a secondary stomach

within this secondary stomach all fibers consumed are hardened around the waste

forming an egg like structure

Eric: no

Will: this egg is then pushed back to the first stomach and passed up their throats

and eventually expelled

Eric: nice

Will: because merpeople do not need their throats to breath

Eric: why does it have to be an egg

Will: they do not suffer the risk of choking

well it is though it is an egg due to selective mutation

Sent at 3:15 PM on Monday

Will: as many animal in the wild change to be in tune with the life and feeding cycle of the are they live so to have the mer-people

this egg feeds several other creatures of the sea for it is rich in calcium and nitrates which mer-people have no use for

Sent at 3:18 PM on Monday

Will: Would you like to know about mer-birth or the creation of the mer-leadership cycle

Eric: no thanks

Will: It should be said that mer-society is very patriarchal

Eric: right. Little mermaid

tritan and shit

got it

Will: well that is an oversimplification

in fact merpeople do not have kings

it is more of an autocracy

Sent at 4:01 PM on Monday

Will: the autocracy is the area of final rule but it is sublet into several small areas of command which encompass the idea of the merleadership circle

Sent at 4:02 PM on Monday

Will: The merleadership cycle is the embodiment of the ideas of the family based merleadership cycle, which is used to designate dominance and leadership in the home.

though home is our word for what they have, in merish it is called a riffvan

Sent at 4:05 PM on Monday

Will: if this isn't interesting perhaps we can discuss the role of Sirens in the Mertilian Command, (the Merish military)

Sent at 4:07 PM on Monday

Eric: why are we talking about mermaids

Will: we are talking about mer-people

mermaids are only their females we are talking about the Mertilian society as a whole

Eric: I smell fish

I don't want to talk about mer people

or mouth shits

I am like falling alseep

Will: Then I suggest we speak of Merting the merish act of courting

though the society is male dominant it is the role of the female to do the courting

Sent at 4:11 PM on Monday

Sent at 4:12 PM on Monday

Will: It has long been acknowledged that the males are the more desired of the pair because there honor and standing in the community establishes the status of the Riffvan when the two Mertilians join.

Eric: good

Sent at 4:15 PM on Monday

Will: It is highly uncommon for a mermaid of low family honor to be joined by a merman of high honor, but it does happen, and vice versa. The honor standing of the Riffvan is singularly established by the male so low honor bound maidens can see their honor rise. For this to happen though it will take a truly cunning maid, and a hefty amount of courting

Sent at 4:18 PM on Monday

Will: It doesn't happen often that a merman of low honor joins with a female of high standing because the damage it will do to both family Riffvans,

that being said some females are seduced because in mertilian society the beauty ideal is established by the male.